In Trump administration, climate denier Sarah Palin tipped to be in charge of climate policy

“I’d love that. Because she really is somebody who knows what’s happening and she’s a special person.”Special. Of all the words Donald Trump could have used to describe the most dimwitted person to ever be involved in politics, aside from Michele Bachmann, special is definitely an accurate one to describe Sarah Palin.

Palin told CNN’s Jake Tapper that she would absolutely love to be relevant again:

“I think a lot about the Department of Energy, because energy is my baby: oil and gas and minerals, those things that God has dumped on this part of the Earth for mankind’s use instead of us relying on unfriendly foreign nations.”In case you were wondering, “The Department of the Interior manages one-fifth of the land in the country. That’s 35,000 miles of coastline and 1.76 billion acres of the Outer Continental Shelf. We also are entrusted to honor our agreements with 562 Indian tribes and to conserve fish, wildlife, and their habitats, responsibilities that affect millions of people.”

Lord, help us.